A little about who we ARE and who we are NOT.

We ARE lovers of high quality adult entertainment, not the crap you find on tube sites, share lockers or other shady places that plant viruses, spyware and other bad things on your computers.

We ARE adventurous in the bedroom ( and we're betting you are too ) so look for pleasure products for men, women and couples.

We ARE NOT a clearing house for all the porn people don't buy, though from time to time we will offer older titles at whacked out discounts you will not be able to pass up.

We ARE pranksters and jokesters. So look for sexy gag gifts from time to time.

We ARE partnered with leading adult retailer and 7 Time AVN winner www.adultdvdempire.com to bring you same day shipping (place your order before 3:00pm EST), award winning customer service, and safe, secure transactions from a company you can and do trust. Disclaimer: nothing we say here should be interpreted or construed to be the opinion of AdultDVDEmpire.com or Right Ascension Inc., yeah, they made us say that, but we still like them.

We ARE NOT a studio. We do NOT make adult movies, we sell adult movies.

We ARE fans of pornstars and the power and freedom they convey. So occasionally we may feature a star we are currently infatuated with. If we do, we recommend checking her out cause she is gonna be super sweet.

We ARE seekers of good deals (we bet you are too or you wouldn't be here reading this).

We ARE NOT giving stuff away. We will make you pay, just not as much as you are accustomed to paying.

We ARE professional developers with vision and hope that the internet can be a safe secure place for everyone to shop for pleasure products.

We ARE fans of twitter, follow us:

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